things you might see on a resumé

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 12:24:21

I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.

I am loyal to my employer at all costs.Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.

Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every day. I couldn't work under those conditions.

Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

My goal is to be a meteorologist, but since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 12:26:36

LOL these are good.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 11:34:33

hahahahahahahahahaha!